Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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