as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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