The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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