yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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