Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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