Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I don't think brook has ever known best
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
