i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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