did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
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