I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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