I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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