Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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