when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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