how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
You made out with two different species that night
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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