Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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