I didn't shave. On purpose
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
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