its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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