Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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