Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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