there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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