his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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