If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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