Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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