: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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