it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
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