If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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