Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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