I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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