Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I love having hate sex.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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