You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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