He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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