I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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