do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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