Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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