STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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