Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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