For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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