Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I lost the right to judge tonight
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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