I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
When are your genitals available?
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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