Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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