Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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