just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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