it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Every concussion has its silver lining
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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