Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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