No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
In other news, I just burned my penis
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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