therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Everclear isn't food dammit
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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