so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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