If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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