have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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