PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize
