I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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