Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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