Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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