So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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