he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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