This girl is more easily done than said...
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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