That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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