It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
he just fucked me for my cheese.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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