Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I'm bleeding and have questions
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Randomize
