the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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