Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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