Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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